Well, the truth is revealed: your Daddy will not be giving diaper changing lessons anytime soon. He gave us a pretty funny show, apparently your big bad man of a daddy has a sensitive gag reflex. He would rather eat nails than change a dirty diaper. Here were the events of todays diaper change:
- Daddy opens diaper- Daddy realizes it's a poopy one and jumps 3 feet back, all while holding your legs above your body.
- Daddy's gag reflex kicks in and he starts coughing/gagging as you lay and giggle at him. Silly Daddy
- Daddy pulls diaper out from under you, in obvious protest as Mommy laughs, points, and snaps photos (seen below)
- Daddy pulls another diaper out as baby begins pooping on the blanket underneath him.
- Poop.is.EVERYWHERE.
- Daddy moves as far away from you as possible, still holding legs
- "I can't do this, I'm going to barf", he gags, between words
- Mommy takes over
- Baby finds this all terribly funny, smiling and cooing nonstop. What a show!
- Silly Daddy, we hope he knows this smell actually gets worse, not better. Get on the poop train, Daddy! There's a lot more where this came from.
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